Capital & Partnerships
Investor Relations
Parachute is creating an entirely new category: Protective Fashion. We are currently accepting angel investment inquiries for our early-stage growth round.
Founder & Track Record
Joseph Shenton: Proven Bootstrap Execution
Six years ago, Joseph started a furniture company in the UK with just $5,000. Today, after several years of grueling bootstrapped growth, that company generates $10,000,000 in annual revenue , employs over 60 full-time staff and has 4 large stores (over 250,000 sqft in total) in the north of England.
Bootstrapped
$5K → $10M/yr
Joseph James Furniture Outlet
Georgetown
$20,000 Win
Bark Tank 2025
Retail Foundation
Joseph James Furniture Outlet Experience
Proven capability scaling physical retail, supply-chains, and multi-million pound inventory across 4 major department store locations.
Featured in Liverpool Echo & UK National Press
“Two mates bring the ‘TK Maxx of furniture’ to Merseyside town...”
Macro Landscape
The $80 Billion Healthcare Crisis
61M+
US Senior Demographics (and growing)
Americans aged 65 and older represent the fastest-growing demographic, expanding by ~1 million people every year.
1 in 4
Seniors Fall Annually
Over 15 million senior falls occur every year in the US, with average emergency hip fracture costs exceeding $50,000 per incident.
98%
Market Unpenetrated
Only 2% of seniors adopt ugly medical devices. Parachute unlocks the other 98% with fashionable, discreet apparel.
Confidential Inquiries
Connect with the Founder, Joseph
Angel investors are invited to submit the inquiry below to request our confidential pitch deck and cap table overview.